THE UNREALITY OF FINDING YOUR WAY HOME – BY TOM CURLEY

AND because this is absolutely relevant to the previous story … here’s one by Tom Curley.

I’m not a fan, I’m a zealot. I’ve read all his books. Listened to all the BBC radio series. And watched both movies of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.”  The first one done in the ’80s with the original BBC radio cast was actually a TV series. It was done on a budget of maybe 25 bucks, but it was great.

The Disney movie was okay. Mostly, because Douglas Adams was the producer. Unfortunately, he died before it was finished. Even if you didn’t like the movie, it was worth watching just for the opening musical number “So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish”.

While Hitchhiker is my favorite Adams work, I also loved the Dirk Gently series.

One of the things in the book always stuck with me. Whenever Dirk was lost he would simply follow someone who looked like they knew where they were going. He found that he never got to where he was going but he always ended up where he needed to be.

I used that concept once. I was driving home from work one night and I was on the local road that leads to my house. I came upon a police barricade. The road was closed.

There were no detour signs. I only knew that one road. So, I did what Dirk did. I saw a car in front of me turn off the road. He/she seemed to know where he/she was going. So I followed him/her. For the next 20 minutes to a half-hour, we wound our way through twisty back roads in the bowels of Southern Connecticut. I had no idea where I was.

Suddenly, the car in front of me turns on to the main road again. Past the barricade. I couldn’t believe it! It actually worked! But here’s where it got weird. The car in front of me turned off the main road and on to the road I live on. OK, I thought. Makes sense. There are a lot of houses on my street. This person was obviously going home too. But then the car turned into my driveway! That’s when I realized it was my daughter. I should have recognized the car, but I didn’t put two and two together.

The really funny part was that my daughter had just spent the last 20 minutes or so completely freaking out because this mysterious black car had been following her, turn for turn and then followed her to her house! True story.

I know Douglas Adams was smiling.

7 thoughts on “THE UNREALITY OF FINDING YOUR WAY HOME – BY TOM CURLEY”

  1. This is priceless and über-funny! And you know that something similar happened to our friend of North Devon, UK?! He is driving some 250k miles per YEAR and once he found himself in Wales in thick heavy fog. He couldn’t see a hand in front of his windshield when suddenly he saw the lights of the car in front of him. He followed, and followed, until very suddenly the car in front of him stopped and our friend lightly drove into the back of that driver’s car. Our friend stepped out of the car and called over: Hey, what’s wrong with you to stop so suddenly. The other guy turned to him and said: Hey, what’s wrong with YOU?, driving into my garage? True, verified and often laughed about!

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      1. Yeah, but not our friend – he stayed at a loss – I have to ask him how he came eventually to arrive where he was supposed to be….. he seems to attract funny stuff like that! And this gives me a reason to call him to ask…. 😉

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