I’m late, but it’s never too late for this classic day — NATIONAL ASSHOLE AWARENESS DAY!
There has never been a dearth of assholes in our world, but I think these past years have raised it to a level of importance it never previously possessed. The assholes are everywhere!
Often ignored and disrespected, this is a special day, dedicated to them all. The assholes we love, the ones we meet on the street. The ones we worked with and for. And most especially, for those we elected to run the nations of the world. If you voted for an asshole, please feel free to add yourself to the list.
To assholes everywhere, this day belongs to you.
We worked for them and with them. We’ve lived with them. We are related to them. This is your day, assholes. Enjoy! A special thanks to Grace for the perfect song.
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It’s June 7, 2021 and I think the assholes are celebrating today.
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They are never far away. They wait for us, ready to pounce.
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I don’t think they deserve a day…not even a minute of our time Marilyn.
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We might as well. The are SO many of them!
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But, Leslie, Alan Dershowitz and the VERY Reverend Al Sharpton say assholes also have legal rights.
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is hearing the case.
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They can have their rights, Garry, they don’t need our recognition….
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Love it. Well done.
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Without naming them,we KNOW who they are. And THEY know too.
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Thank you for letting me know, Marilyn. I have not read the news yet, so will keep an eye out to see the new levels of which they celebrate. Should be some doozies!!
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I have no doubt that the assholes have been busy during the night! Is Twitter working? Surely they are all over Facebook.
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Lois, I worked for some of the most infamous suits who are Hall of Fame members of this group.
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Well Garry, you are so right about the infamous suits who are charter members of Assholes Anonymous and HOF members in their own right.
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Hey, Steve. There is a scene near the end of “The Bridges At Toko-Ri”. Cmdr. Fredric March is wondering about all who have given their lives in combat. It could also apply to the cretins now under discussion.
“Where do we find such people”?
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Garry–I am so sure!
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Good that they have a day because they already have a song (https://youtu.be/2nTcDU73gLs)…
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I added it to the post. THANK YOU. It was the perfect piece and it’s exactly what I needed. Great addition. You are fantastic!!
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But why a special day. I am aware of them every day. I cannot ignore them. some even appear on the TV talking rubbish and some are even in newspapers and some even get recognised for their arsehole qualities by keeping their jobs.
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I know. It used to be annual, but it really ought to be the year. AND we need cards. Special cards. For different KINDS of assholes.
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Holicadoodle, you are on a roll today, Marilyn. Well done, both for the Diploma as for the Recognition.
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I wonder what assholish thing the number 1 asshole in America is going to do today in recognition of this dubious day!
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Assuming Twitter is working, I’m sure he’ll do something that will validate the day!
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I’m sure that No 1 will think of a surprise. Maybe over a burger…?!
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There should be cards to send, y’know. With music.
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😉
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And Grace added th PERFECT song! They are in England & Switzerland and Australia and everywhere.
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It seems that the world is being run by them these days. And where they aren’t running the place, they are trying really hard.
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