RDP Saturday – Fleek
A what? Or is it a which? Or perhaps a twitch? Maybe it’s the rhymer for the word “week” when you are babbling rhymes. I managed to get three definitions from various online dictionaries:
(1) FLEEK: flēk/ adjective INFORMAL in the USA
Why do you need the “on”? How come this a word requires a proposition or possibly, a preposition? Who made up that rule?
If I grow up, I want to become a dictionary designer. I will make up new words as I go along and never offer any hints about what they mean. Hah! That will chill their tail-pipes!
(2) From the “Urban” or perhaps “Urbane” Dictionary:
A shitty word made by shitty people with no fucking lives.
Dumbass: “My eyebrows are on fleek!”
Me: “Who the fuck cares?” — by wastetimechasingmemes
(3) On Fleek: Born (or maybe it just floated in from another reality) in a Vine video on June 21, 2014, the term fleek is a busy word. It was originally (and still is most commonly) applied to perfectly-groomed eyebrows, but the word has been used to describe everything from hash browns to skateboards.
(4) Fleek or “on fleek“: A word used by people whose intent is set on decimating the English language, thus further depleting the ever-dwindling repository of individuals capable of intelligent conversation.
(5) Wiktionary – On fleek – Adjective. on fleek (comparative more on fleek, superlative most on fleek) (slang, of eyebrows or hair) Sleek and perfectly groomed or styled. quotations; (slang, of an article of clothing or outfit) Stylish and perfectly chosen or put together.
The next time I have my eyebrows waxed, I know the precise word to use. My Vietnamese eyebrow waxer doesn’t understand even basic English so this will be as meaningless to her as it is to me.
Categories: Daily Prompt, Words
HA! Maybe Fleek doesn’t even exist!? Maybe it was a typo by Nelson in his log when he was tired?
“Dispatch the Fleek! Post hence!” No one would dare challenge him. He was Nelson. And the rest is his story. I mean ‘History’.
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Your post was fleek adjacent!
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You do realize that this sentence actually is meaningless to me, right? We have finally reached a point where words are mere noises.
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Fleek adjacent as opposed to on fleek. It was a stretch.
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I see that many of the people who commented before I did noted an unsavory similiarity to another word…a word that was guaranteed, in some households, to get the kid a) yelled at, possibly using the ‘bad’ word, b) their mouth washed out with some horrid tasting soap, c) the parent/authority figure having to leave the room because they were laughing hysterically. Ah I like that actually. Fleek it! Nobody can accuse one of cussin’ using THAT, although they may wonder what’s wrong with the person speaking…
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We can just go back to grunting at each other. I think I understand grunting better than whatever kind of language this is.
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New word? oh fleek it
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I’m pretty sure that fleek is a noun requiring a preposition. Actually, the word literally means nothing to me. I’ve gotten to a point where so many words are meaningless. They are just noises.
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I’m giving up Scrabble if that is a word.
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It’s not an official word, just transitional slang.
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I’m in for the course in Jabberwocky.
Leslie
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It ought to be fleeking awesome.
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somehow “fleeking” doesn’t do it for me….
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OK fucking awesome 😉
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I seriously think we can return to grunts and sharp shrieks and the occasional moan. It’s all the same to me.
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Fleeking righteous. I’ve had a lot of good friends (some human) with whom I shared no common verbal language.
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Me too, but that was because we didn’t speak the same language. Amazing how a guy who speaks only Russian and a woman who speaks only English can make dates, see movies, and actually have a relationship. But we did.
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😉
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Yup! Totally agree 🙂
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Perhaps I could register for a course in Jabberwock. I already know the basics, it could be a tungly wonkly frumerous clongle expecially on a fleek.
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Absolutely flambaginous.
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Fleek off. Didn’t mean you 🙂
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I’m with you. This word is really fleeked up.
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Lol
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My eyebrows look pretty good, too.
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You get your eyebrows waxed? Nice, they must look on … you get the idea, hehe
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